Greetings, 10-year old, pink-hatted Dimmsdale dweller known as Timmy Turner, who appears to have acquired lots of money and lost it immediately as if he has dealings with magical creatures from another world. I have parents just like you, and around the time I came out of my mother’s birth canal, I have been assigned the name “Doug Dimmadome.” I am the owner of the ice-skating performance location known as the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, named after me because I am the owner. I would like to take this time now to personally thank you for locating my own offspring who has been out of my reach for quite some time, and has been given the name Dale Dimmadome. This Dale Dimmadome, the fruit of my loins, has been gifted with the promise of inheriting the massive money acquired from all the times people visited the Dimmsdale Dimmadome to watch people perform. Let me take the time to say to you now that if the chance ever comes that something be done for you to reciprocate for that wonderful deed you have done in finding my beloved offspring and heir to my royalties, the very simple task that is required is forming an inquisitive sentence and making your request known to me. I would be more than happy to oblige.
MistyE
My name is Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Thank you for locating my long lost son Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome fortune. If there's anything I can do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!